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[terriem]

These pictures documenting Comic Relief's Send a Cow Project are very sweet. However, aren't they missing a crucial element?

A doll site for Jacqui: Paper Doll heaven. A place where you can dress up celebrities. You only have to register to molest the VIP's, so Rick will be glad to hear that the Tobey Maguire doll is available. Just ignore Kirsten Dunst.

Oh, I'm bored. Why isn't it the weekend yet?

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[rickbot.livejournal.com]

I guess it's up to the dad to impregnate the cow.

I'm hoping to leave at 4:30 and go to the gym. My timesheet for the day reads:

* Briefing subcontractors: 30 minutes
* Unassigned: 6.5 hours

[terriem.livejournal.com]

But...but...where's the cow?

What time were you hoping to leave the gym? I'm planning to leave here at 5 and be at London Bridge at 5.30. Want to meet up for pre-Dan drinks?

[rickbot.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah.

Pre-Dan drinks sounds superfine. I'll try to leave here at 4:30, so 5:30 should be easypeasy. Name a spot.

[terriem.livejournal.com]

I don't know the pubs that well, so shall I just meet you outside the station and we can wander down?

Play with Tobey Maguire: http://www.paperdollheaven.com/tobeymaguireandkirstendunst.php

[rickbot.livejournal.com]

The Tobey link doesn't look safe enough for work, but also it's not unsafe enough for home. Oh hell and high nation.

Okay, let's meet at the station, same place we met last time.

[terriem.livejournal.com]

Paper-Doll-Tobey is wearing boxers, so not completely unsafe. Or er, safe. Whatever.

Station it is!

[rickbot.livejournal.com]

You can take the boxers off, but, no?

Hmph.

[terriem.livejournal.com]

No, you'll have to wait till you move to Hollywood and live with real-Tobey before you can do that. Or in your dreams. Whichever happens first.

[bluap.livejournal.com]

Isn't the whole point that they don't have a cow?

[terriem.livejournal.com]

They're supposed to be a family who have benefitted from the Send a Cow project. To wit: "Through Comic Relief, the Send A Cow project is helping Margaret's family."

(Admittedly, it then says "Although it's called Send A Cow, families are also given other types of animals. Margaret's family received a goat and some chickens." But that ruins the joke slightly.)